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AJ & Daryl of JAMIT

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JAMIT duo Current Joke
The Old man and his Moped

An old man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,

"What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 150 mph..

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer ! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,

"I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do for you ?"

The old man whispers,

"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."

JAMIT duo Previous Jokes
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful preparation he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an error, he replied, “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet. To buy Degas. To make the Van Gogh.”
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JAMIT duo Upcoming Dates
2014
Sat 9/20
Final Approach
7:00pm - 11:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
Wed 9/24
Los Mariachis
6:30pm - 9:30pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 9/27
Potawatomi Bar 360
9:00pm - 1:00am
Potawatomi Casino, Milwaukee
Sat 10/11
Los Mariachis
8:00pm - 12:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
10/17 thru 10/21
Unavailable
Sat 10/25
Private Event
Wed 10/29
Los Mariachis
6:30pm - 9:30pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 11/8
Los Mariachis
8:00pm - 12:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
Wed 11/19
Los Mariachis
6:30pm - 9:30pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 11/22
Unavailable
Sat 11/29
Playoffs Pub
9:00pm - 1:00am
Greenfield, WI
Wed 12/3
Los Mariachis
6:30pm - 9:30pm
Milwaukee, WI
Sat 12/20
Los Mariachis
8:00pm - 12:00pm
Milwaukee, WI
2015
Fri 7/10
Gathering On The Green
Time to be announced
Mequon's Rotary Park, WI

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JAMIT duo band Latest News
9/01/2014 Well, the weather people say that September 1st is the unofficial end of summer. That went fast... oh well :O(
We still can have some fun by partying with Jamit so don't forget to include the duo in your plans. :O)




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